First off, Helen Narbon hails from the comic known as Narbonic. Go read it before I beat you senceslessly.
Now the title of this comic is much funnier if you've read Shaenon Garrity's earlier strip 'The Ratio'. Unfortunately, I have no particular means of showing you these strips.
This is a very odd conglomeration of jokes that I'd thought of doing at one point or another. It's safe to say at this point that this won't go on much longer since I have other things I'd like to do. There's a couple bits tht didn't even make it in here, but maybe this'll come back at some point and I'll get a chance to do them. If not, they may mutate and show up elsewhere. That's the lovely thing about humor someitmes.