Why you shouldn't live in Arizona

Oh my god, the jello is melting!

Oh no, what will we do for the party?

Well, at least we still have the cake.

Yeah, I guess jello isn't that important.

Wait, the cake is melting too.

What?

The icing is just sloughing off it.

I guess that's not a total loss...

Jesus and the candles are melting.

That's normal hon.

Not when they're not lit.

Jesus.

That's what I said.

Oh god, and the tree is melting!

That's just sap.

Oh.