The Value of Friendship
Hey, dude, I was wondering if you could come over and help me with moving my fridge.
Sorry, but I've vowed only to only use my super powers for evil from now on.
What? Since when?
Well, I was drinking last night, and, well, it's complicated. But that's how it is now.
Couldn't you like, not do that for an hour to help me move.
Can't be done. One of my powers is super vowing
That is how I ended up married to my arch-nemesis after all.
Oh, so that's how that happened. I've always wondered how you ended with that bit-
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY WIFE! I WILL TEAR YOU TO PIECES, LITTLE MAN!
OH MY GOD! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Sorry about that, but I did vow to love her the rest of my life at the wedding.
That's some serious stuff there.
Yeah, so you can see how I can't help you with this. Unless...
Unless I was to steal your refrigerator and sell it.
And then I could fly around back, steal it from that guy and then ransom it back to you for a reasonable price. Given flight and super speed, I could probably finish the whole thing up in 15 minutes, tops.
Um, no thanks. I think I might just rent a truck then if that's fine with you.
Hey, it's your loss. It really would be quite reasonable.